Goodbye Ouch Balm - 12 or 50 grams

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Content: 50 grams
Content: 12 grams

Product Description:

There is a little product we’ve been using in our family for years. It has saved us from more tears, runny noses, scrapes, scratches and bruises than we can count.

Welcome to Goodbye Ouch – the latest product from Becky and John, the makers of Goodbye Sandfly.

Goodbye Ouch has unique skin healing properties and is full of amazing natural ingredients that care for and replenish your skin giving immediate relief from grazes, scratches, bug bites, chapped lips and heaps of other ailments and irritations. Ridiculously useful

Yep that’s right. Goodbye Ouch has 80 plus uses and we’re still counting. (See the page 80 Uses and you’ll see we’re really not bluffing here).
What will your favourite use be?

Who is Goodbye Ouch for?

It’s for you if you have a tendency towards natural, or a partner that does! We’re not going to say it’s for everyone (even though we think it is). There are many people devoted to products made from petrochemicals and synthetic ingredients. Why!? Because of habit, or perceived cost or just don’t care. Whatever the case, this product is not for them….yet.

For those willing to try:

- Families, this is the only first aid kit you’ll every need to deal with most common family ailments and injuries.
- Travellers, it fits in your pocket and has more uses than a Swiss army knife.
- Gardeners (especially those soul sisters who don’t wear gloves), this is the trick for returning your hands to condition.
- Computer Forever Types (and I’m one of them, unfortunately), this balm will ease sore necks and tension headaches. Sorry that a kind-hearted massage therapist is not included in the tin.
- Sports People, this balm covers everything from warm up to warm down with happy feet in between.

Goodbye Ouch – making life BETTER everyday.

It’s all you’re ever going to need. And maybe a few of mumma’s kisses, if you’re a kid, that is.

Goodbye Ouch is made of soothing + therapeutic ingredients such as:

Organic Beeswax from happy NZ bees
Super rich oils of Apricot, Avocado, Jojoba and Red Raspberry Seed (yum!)
Powerful essential oils of Eucalyptus, Tea Tree, Manuka, Frankincense and Geranium
Lots of love

There is no filler – every single oil has been chosen for its specific therapeutic effects. Every ingredient is there because it has a job to do.

80 Uses of Good Bye Ouch

What are some of your favourite uses for the product? Any that aren’t on the list?

preventative for wind/cold (this is great for ski days)
chapped lips
wind burn
scratches
garden hands (or mechanics or sailors or farmers!)
cracked heels
(winter) elbows
sex wax? Er? Becky?
ear infections
eczma
rashes
bug bites
stings
cracked nipples
athlete’s foot
ring worm
thread worm (gets rid of that tickly feeling on bottom until you can get to a health store or pharmacy)
chest rub for coughs
under-nose (sore tissue nose)
under-nose (decongestant)
cold sores
pet enthusiasm (goat nibbles, cat scratches..)
acne
sore muscles
bruises
rug burn
preventative for rub spots and blisters in foot care
friction blisters
boils
soak for splinter/wounds
night treatment for face
minor wound care
behind ear crust
between the toe treatment
reef scrapes
stubbed toes
grazes (esp kids and knees)
dry skin
nappy rash
minor sun burn
hangnails
mouth sores
headache balm
hemaeroids (eases symptoms)
nose crust
deodorant
nit preventative
styling hair wax
scar treatment
itchy skin
busted knuckles
eyeshadow/make up base
ring removal (too tight on fingers?)
OOS relief
toothpaste
oil pulling
gargle
stress balm
pre and post stretch marks
chickenpox
hand, foot, mouth sores
use on animals – sore paws, minor injuries (we treated our chicken’s broken leg with Ouch, and our goat’s leg wound from a cow kick)
eye crust
moisture barrier (keep skin from getting waterlogged in sport)
warts (won’t get rid of them, but good for if they crack)
shaving rash
shaving nicks
under lipstick layer
arthritis relief
cuticle and nail treatment
baby neck (that ever moist area that babies sometime get that irritates their skin)
cradlecap
slobber chin (you know when your baby gets a red chin from too much slobber)
travel aid during flight
sprained ankles
pulled muscles
bad smells
bug repellent
nit treatment
care for after-splinter removal
muscle warm-up
massage
callus buildup
growing pains
after sport treatment
stye relief
hair & scalp conditioner
candida relief (just to get you through those few days when the balance is tipping)
door hinge de-squeaker
o-ring lubrication for pump
reduce scratch on wood dining table
use on hands to make milking the goat easier
CAN you think of another one??